Not attempting to write anything profound here. Mostly I like sugar, classic rock, TV, and superheroes. I'm 21 years old and I still get stuck by climbing on things I can't get down from. My favourite dinosaur is Triceratops.

I think that pretty much sums things up...

reservoir-fantasy:

Are you ready for the world to see you as you really are?”

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2 weeks ago

sextblogger:

there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like

As long as it’s consensual.

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3 weeks ago

new promotional picture for The Amazing Spider Man 2

new promotional picture for The Amazing Spider Man 2

(Source: iheart-stonefield, via xmenthefanficseries)

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1 month ago

Iggy Azalea - Fancy ft. Charli XCX

(Source: alliggy, via brain-food)

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1 month ago
dearsheroozle:

pizzaforpresident:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

grelca:

pushthemovement:

She really did ordered pizza lmao

that’s amazing.

that tip is awful i’m so PISSED

ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???

I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.

for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips

Guys the dude ended up with $1000 in tips, don’t feel bad for the guy….

dearsheroozle:

pizzaforpresident:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

grelca:

pushthemovement:

She really did ordered pizza lmao

that’s amazing.

that tip is awful i’m so PISSED

ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???

I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.

for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips

Guys the dude ended up with $1000 in tips, don’t feel bad for the guy….

(via thefuuuucomics)

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1 month ago

wearingsammytotheprom:

thebionicdoll:

tumblr if Leo wins the Oscar

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tumblr if Leo doesn’t win the Oscar

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1 month ago
abcworldnews:

Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.

abcworldnews:

Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.

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1 month ago

herooflife:

thewhiskeytango:

ATTENTION! Will everyone who sees this please block tumblr user celerystalking and report them for spam? The bottom picture is the original gif that they posted in the epilepsy tag. It flashes back and forth between bright neon colors and is VERY triggering to photosensitives (here is a link, major epilepsy warning and migraine warning though).

As you can see, I sent this user a message explaining to them that the way they tagged their gif could do a lot of harm and asking them politely to retag it with the proper tags; #epilepsy warning or #seizure warning. The top picture is their response, TAGGED #EPILEPSY. There were nine of these gifs, all flashing brightly, and all placed intentionally in the epilepsy tag where they could easily trigger a seizure. 

Please help me keep our tag safe. Please block and report this user, and signal boost this post. Thank you. 

DO NOT GO TO THEIR BLOG!!! DO NOT GO TO THEIR BLOG. ALL IT IS IS A SERIES OF VIOLENTLY FLASHING BRIGHTLY COLORED GIFS WITH LOUD MUSIC
I REPEAT DO NOT GO TO TUMBLR USER CELERYSTALKING’S BLOG.

That is fucking disgraceful that they would put some one with epilepsy at risk like that. I used to work in care and took extensive epilepsy training. I looked after someone that with each seizure they had they were at risk of sudden epileptic death syndrome. Triggering a seizure isn’t a joke, you could kill someone you sick fuck.

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1 month ago

lmnpnch:

Vanity Fair’s 2008 ‘Hitchcock Hollywood Portfolio’

I love this so much

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1 month ago

losingthe-war:

Minimalistic look at Mental Disorders

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1 month ago
The provinces and territories of Canada.

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1 month ago

thefandomking:

I seriously think that Esmeralda doesn’t get enough reputation.
She’s such a badass.

Esmeralda was my favourite when I was a kid. All I wanted as a kid was an Esmerelda costume and you couldn’t get them anywhere, but then on of my parents friends went t

(Source: disneygifs, via mutebitch)

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1 month ago
chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

I recently saw this story on FB but the couple was changed to a boy and a girl…… 

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

I recently saw this story on FB but the couple was changed to a boy and a girl…… 

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1 month ago

lucifelfenrir:

ichbinerica:

cavalier-crisis:

splinteryourspine:

white people are so bad at middle names find me a white girl with a middle name that isn’t rose or marie oh wait you fuckin can’t

mine is harrold

Renee

Santana

I don’t even have a middle name

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