Not attempting to write anything profound here. Mostly I like sugar, classic rock, TV, and superheroes. I'm 22 years old and I still get stuck by climbing on things I can't get down from. My favourite dinosaur is Triceratops. I think that pretty much sums things up...
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
actually it’s true. in sociology we learn about the fact that men participate in more risky behavior to prove masculinity and this is a way the patriarchy hurts men and pat of the reason the life expectancy is longer for women
Jesus Christ, I wasn’t going to reblog this but then that last one was just so WHY WOULD YOU that I had to
The guy holding the boot of the car shut killed me
went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
But seriously has anyone even worn chopsticks in their hair since the 90’s?
meanwhile in england
- i am in a dress
- everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
- there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
- everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
- the shops have sold out of hair removal cream
it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing
americans laughing in the distance
australians laughing maniacly
I can’t even hack it when it’s 20 Celsius :|
Some call me … Tim.
OMG OKAY THIS IS GOLD. The pallas cat at my local zoo apparently does this, and there’s a little sort of kid-level viewing window into its habitat, and the keeper in that area told me that the pallas cat likes to hide beneath the window. So when the kids press their faces up to the glass, searching the exhibit for the animal, the pallas cat suddenly pops up directly in front of their faces and scares the ever-loving shit out of them. Pallas cat: recreationally scares children. Tell your friends.
I AM FREAKING CRYIN’
IT GOT BETTER
MONDAY GO AWAY
OMG a lynx did that jump up at the glass thing at the zoo to my little brother when he was like 5. He flew back and fell flat on his ass, I’m still laughing and that was 14 & 1/2 years ago!!
Opened my chocolate birthday card from last month and got excited because I’m way broke…. Disappointment has never hit me so hard